27.3.09

Life..

I look at the time (5.30am) and think:'Ok! It's time for me to............. SLEEP!' Haih.. Stayed up all nite + morning jus 2 finish up my Dynamics assignment.. Keep on drawing diagrams and typing equations dat I don quite understand.. The fact is dat i hvn study and as a result, i did wat most of the students did - COPY! Ok, a better word, jus 2 make REFERENCE!.

Feel kinda bad cos dis sem keep on copy assignments, copy notes, copy reports, copy copy copy.. Suddenly, i remember this story......

In 1996, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
While skating through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant resting atop a gnar half-pipe with a black bird sitting on it's head. The elephant seemed pretty bummed out, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He climbed up the huge ramp and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being pushed off the ramp and perhaps the small amount of urine discharging from his bladder. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, dropped in, and proceeded to bust out some sweet K-town air. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Ten years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his half-retarded son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son(Cam) were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1996, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant!?! Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Haha... Jus a funny story 2 cheer u up!
SHAKELINGAM!!!™

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